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I'm Katie and I find myself hilarious.

This blog may contain the following:
• cats
• actually a lot of cats because I have four of them and they're all very cute and funny but I try to keep it to my cat lady blog
• dogs (specifically my dog because he's the greatest)
• tattoos
• snakes and tarantulas
• profanity and alcohol use
• celebrity crushes in the form of hot older dudes (i.e. Michael Keaton, Steve Perry, members of Cheap Trick)
• my amazing music taste (classic rock)
• Disney
• feminism and pro-choice support

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I try and tag appropriately but if I slip up, let me know.

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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Track: Why Should I Worry
Artist: Billy Joel

weirdiehyenas:

jamestiberiusthorson:

One of the best underrated Disney songs.

yeeees


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sleepysnakes:

Did any of you see the photo that USARK put up on Facebook? I laughed so hard I cried.

sleepysnakes:

Did any of you see the photo that USARK put up on Facebook? I laughed so hard I cried.


I got them a CHEW CHEW TRAIN


just preordered the Train album that comes out…. tomorrow

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christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.


thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty


We went to the Renaissance Festival today and we saw lots of nice dogs and ate some sweet food and got drunk in perfect weather and we also bought new wedding rings so here’s mine.

We went to the Renaissance Festival today and we saw lots of nice dogs and ate some sweet food and got drunk in perfect weather and we also bought new wedding rings so here’s mine.

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I have a headache because Dalton and I accidentally head-butted each other really hard while trying to re-settle and go back to sleep :|

this happened hours ago.

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my blog turned 5 today!

my blog turned 5 today!

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acey68:

Happy 61st Birthday Tommy Shaw

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What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

Dascha Polanco at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015

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