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• snakes and tarantulas
• profanity and alcohol use
• celebrity crushes in the form of hot older dudes (i.e. Michael Keaton, Steve Perry, members of Cheap Trick)
• my amazing music taste (classic rock)
• feminism and pro-choice support
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I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post
Garth likes my kitty dress.
look at me and my cute cat
BIRDMAN - Official International Trailer
#Oscar for Michael Keaton
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
Drunk Disney: The Emperor’s New Groove is out and it features our first lady guest, Richelle Meiss! How do we joke about a movie that already jokes about itself? Lots of llama sex jokes.
Hey look! Another Drunk Disney! We drink every time Kronk is Kronk, which, I know, is a tautology, and you’re gonna get drunk drinking to a tautology, but it’s our series and we’ll do what we want.
FRIENDS! DISNEY FANS! COUNTRYMEN! LEND ME like ten minutes of your time for a new Drunk Disney episode…
The Emperor’s New Groove is a fantastic, oft-overlooked movie. We watched it for a movie night my freshman year at university, so it definitely holds up well. And with alcohol, it can be even more amusing!
Enjoy! And don’t forget to vote for the next movie!
(If Kronk was having a bad day and tried to dance would he be a cranky crumping Kronk?)
this is fucking great
Suspect arrested after Mendota Heights police officer killed
Brian Fitch, left, was being sought in the fatal shooting of Mendota Heights police officer Scott Patrick, right.
A suspect was shot and wounded by police late Wednesday before being taken into custody during a dramatic manhunt that followed the fatal shooting of a Mendota Heights police officer.
At about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday, many police cars and ambulances congregated at Sycamore and Park streets, just off of Rice Street, in St. Paul’s North End, and there were reports that shots had been fired. Just before 9 p.m., Fitch and a woman who was with him, both of whom were shot and wounded by police, had been taken into custody. Both were taken to Regions Hospital in St. Paul. Police said they were expected to survive, police said.
Officer Scott Thomas Patrick, 47, of Mendota Heights, was killed about 12:20 p.m. during what began as a routine traffic stop on Dodd Road near Smith Avenue in West St. Paul, just two blocks from his city’s limits.
Former Democratic governor of Ohio Ted Strickland tried to live on minimum wage for a week and, in his own words, he “didn’t make it.”
In an op-ed for POLITICO, Strickland explains how he failed in his attempt to live for just seven days on $77, the amount the “Live the Wage” campaign estimates is left in a 40-hour minimum wage employee’s weekly pay of $290 after accounting for taxes and housing. Strickland, a Harvard fellow and well-off political operative, was clearly unprepared for just how quickly expenses added up. He had spent his $77 by Thursday after realizing his meager budget left him without the money necessary even to pay for public transportation.
dalton is drunk
and i know this because he just used the word “mathemacation”
^reblogging again for that gif
Accurate gif is accurate
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?
this is beautiful!!! I can’t wait to get my own signed copy ;D
Morning horn is concentrating and I find that as hot as fuck.
This is probably the same face he makes while he’s getting it in
aaaaaand there’s me, completely fucked up for the day.