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Wayne’s World (1992) - You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.
-Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.
All the times he did get sex are marked with italics.
This is it. This is pretty much the pentacle of male privilege in the U.S. When a husband whole heartedly believes that he is a victim to unfair treatment by his wife because she denied him sex 26 times in a month.
When a man think his pleasures is more important than a women NOT WANTING TO HAVE SEX and since they are married he has every right to her body and by denying him access to her body she is denying him said right.
He thinks her “excuses” for having sex are also unreasonable. And what are some of those “excuses”?
-She was too tired to have sex.
-She was sick.
-She was too drunk.
-She felt tender (in vaginal region) after having sex the other day.
-They didn’t have enough time because they had somewhere to be. (Which means he was fully prepared to have enough time to get himself off INSIDE his wife while knowing they wouldn’t have enough time for her pleasure)
These are all unreasonable “excuses”
I saw the Reddit thread, and most people were siding with him because she was committing the unacceptable crime of not having sex with him, and even among those who were more sympathetic were starting with ”he did it in an immature way…BUT” and it’s just so depressing how much people hate women that are not ”fulfilling their purpose” of being fucked by men.
The comments on the Buzzfeed link are full of women defending the guy.
It makes me so fucking sick.
Another reason I don’t need to get married #246. -checks outta the club-
This is disgusting. I would dump him. Seriously. This is so hurtful and degrading.
My favorite radio station posted this the other day and I called them out on it. This is so fucked.
Happy 20th Birthday to ”For The Love Of Strange Medicine’
July 19 1994 - July 19 2014
'it is.. for me.. the things I have done for the love of strange medicine. the strange medicine can be anything, it can be too many cars, too many houses… even being famous can be strange medicine.. you do some funny things for the love of strange medicine' - Steve Perry
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
I asked Dalton if he was ready to see the cutest picture ever and he looked at it, realized what was going on, and then tried to gasp and instead choked on his spit.
Track: Livin' On A Prayer (only vocal)
Artist: Bon Jovi
Only Jon’s part.
Danny Trejo walks into a bar…
This is not the beginning of a joke, but a part of the new “Angel in Blue Jeans” music video (also featuring New Girl’s Hannah Simone)! Watch it now on YouTube/VEVO.
You can also now pre-order “Bulletproof Picasso” (out 9/16) on iTunes for $7.99 and get an instant download of “Angel in Blue Jeans”. Take a look at the album cover and track listing on there as well! We also have CD & vinyl bundles available in our webstore. UK, Germany, Australia, Austria, pre-order “Angel in Blue Jeans” on iTunes
Make sure to get tickets to our album release shows in San Francisco, LA, & New York to see us play new songs for the first time!
9/17 - Los Angeles, CA @ Pantages Theatre (Tickets)
9/18 - Los Angeles, CA @ Pantages Theatre (Tickets)
9/21 - San Francisco, CA @ The Masonic (Tickets)
9/22 - San Francisco, CA @ The Masonic (Tickets)
9/25 - New York, NY @ Radio City Music Hall (Tickets)